Thank you Lauren.

Notte Sento

Notte Sento (English subtitles) from napdan on Vimeo.

This short is nearly 5,000 photographs composed into a film and it's lovely. Also I think they cast the most attractive people that have ever been alive. (besides Edward Cullen, obv.)

BabySnatcher

For the past week I've focused most of my energy on plotting the abduction* of Ayush Mahesh Khedekar, but now I've got a new plan in the works. As if MadMen could get any cooler, series creator Matt Weiner's son Arlo is the baddest-assed mofo second grader this side of Jon Hamm's perfect coif.

Check out the slide show... this kid is going to be a serious lady (or man) killer.





*Should any government officials happen to read this post, I use the term "abduction" loosely. I'll probably just "borrow him for life," which, really, shouldn't raise any amber alert flags.

This is Real.

Thanks, Asshole.

I think Morgan is trying to tell me something here.

NPR

Morning Edition, April 1, 2009 ·

What began as one man's frustration is slowly turning into a more serious movement that merits our serious attention.

Several months ago, Adam Winter of Saginaw, Mich., grew more and more angry. He is a man who has two loves — pro football and animals — and as the Detroit Lions continued to lose games, Winter became increasingly upset that the magnificent lion should be associated with such a woebegone franchise.

When Detroit — that is, the Lions — finished this past season without a victory, Winter prevailed on his state senator to introduce a bill in the Michigan Legislature that would ban the Detroit franchise from exploiting the nickname of the lion. The rationale: It's unfair to insult a proud beast that is unable to defend its own good name.

In Glen Burnie, Md., Lauren Spencer heard about this and went to her state representative, asking that a similar bill be enacted in Annapolis, preventing the Baltimore baseball team from exploiting the brilliant oriole.

Spencer even wanted the bill to prevent the Baltimore franchise from using the bird's striking orange and black colors for its uniforms, but it was ruled that whereas the oriole itself should be protected from the damage to its reputation, orange and black were colors in the public domain and beyond any statute enforcement.

Similar bills were soon put in the hopper in Tennessee, where the noble grizzly bear has been insulted for years by the Memphis basketball team, and in Arizona, where the beautiful cardinal had become a figure of fun because of the disreputable football franchise. The recent surprise success of the Cardinals did, however, result in that bill's being temporarily bottled up in committee.

Moreover, now some devoted animal defenders from the Humane Society and PETA have formed an organization named STEAM — that's an acronym for Stop Teams Everywhere from Animal Mascots — with the intent of creating federal fish and wildlife legislation to halt all sports franchises from appropriating God's creatures as their nicknames.

As the organization's president, Constance Bloodgood, says, "This year's Detroit Lion is last year's Tampa Bay Devil Ray. No animal deserves to be associated with the potential ignominy of defeat. It's time for human beings to stop insulting all the beasts of the field."

I can only say, hooray. It's about time our animal friends had such protection from gratuitous injustice. And also ... April Fool!

Commentator Frank Deford reports from member station WSHU in Fairfield, Conn