I LOLed 4 real. Srsly.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Dumbass
Today I was thinking mean thoughts about someone (Don't worry, it wasn't you.) I was flitting around campus hanging signs for my film series while simultaneously being a massive hater. In the storm of my furious multi-tasking I found myself back in my office and threw my body into my chair.
And onto a pocketful of push pins.
Elven push pins.
I am now sitting at my desk thinking mean thoughts about my ass, which is in turn thinking mean thoughts about me. I'd like to say the message in this story is: What Goes Around Comes Around but what I really think we could all learn from this is: Don't Fill Your Dress Pockets With Fucking Pushpins.
And onto a pocketful of push pins.
Elven push pins.
I am now sitting at my desk thinking mean thoughts about my ass, which is in turn thinking mean thoughts about me. I'd like to say the message in this story is: What Goes Around Comes Around but what I really think we could all learn from this is: Don't Fill Your Dress Pockets With Fucking Pushpins.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Club Soda Not Seals!
It took the mass murder of 90,000 seals in Namibia to bring me back from a two month hiatus.
Are you there Prease? It's me, Megan.
Are you there Prease? It's me, Megan.
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