I have a few funny (read: pathetic) notes from my childhood but none of them involve calling a hit out on some kid who's name I can't even spell. As the author so humbly pointed out to me, "there really isn't one un-noteworthy part about it."
My favorite part are the fabulous flowy "L's." I feel these really conveyed to Will the seriousness of getting the super soakers to "a kid" in the event of the author's untimely death.
Clearly, Micheal was in for some shit.