The ol' carpal tunnel is acting up again so I am in no mood to type. I have to save my dexterity for sewing the accoutrement onto my totally awesome Snuggie for tomorrow's Snuggie Bar Crawl. I will leave you with the following link. It was was well-received among those who I already sent it to, but beware...it will haunt your dreams.
It has also inspired me to use the power of scaring the shit out of people once I finally (dear god please) break into the ad industry. HumptyDumpty's image in the first commercial is forever burned into the insides of my eyelids. That's just good marketing.