This is effing terrible and so mean but I had to stifle a giggle at work when I saw this. I first thought it was Britney Spears (uhh despite the self-referential baby tee). Then I thought the joke was that she ATE the "someone else."
And then I saw a sexual Ronald McDonald in repose with- I assume- a bottle of Chianti and perhaps some discount caviar.
I shouldn't have laughed at this and I certainly shouldn't have posted it. Jessica Simpson is obviously not fat or even relevant.